Saturday, 3 July 2010
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What’s the worst thing about being an atheist?
There’s no-one to talk to when you’re having an orgasm…
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“Where would we be if we taught creationism as science?”
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Romans: Next time, try to aim for the head
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God is not great. But his followers are worse.
Thursday, 1 July 2010
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Make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom
LMAO!
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
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A classic.
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Atheism isn’t a religion, it’s a personal relationship with reality!
— An excellent observation by KOPD
Thursday, 24 June 2010
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Just what everyone needs: a pillow with an impressionist image of a pale blue Lisa Simpson giving head.
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
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27 At noon, Elijah began making fun of them. “Pray louder!” he said. “Baal must be a god. Maybe he’s day-dreaming or using the toilet or traveling somewhere. Or maybe he’s asleep, and you have to wake him up.”
28 The prophets kept shouting louder and louder, and they cut themselves with swords and knives until they were bleeding. This was the way they worshiped, 29 and they kept it up all afternoon. But there was no answer of any kind.
— The amazingly ironic 1 Kings 18:27-29 (Contemporary English Version)
Wednesday, 2 June 2010
2+2=4
- Fundamentalists: believe 2+2 =5 because It Is Written. Somewhere. They have a lot of trouble on their tax returns.
- “Moderate” believers: live their lives on the basis that 2+2=4. but go regularly to church to be told that 2+2 once made 5, or will one day make 5, or in a very real and spiritual sense should make 5.
- “Moderate” atheists: know that 2+2 =4 but think it impolite to say so too loudly as people who think 2+2=5 might be offended.
- “Militant” atheists: “Oh for pity’s sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?”
From: The Atheist Handbook
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
I missed that memo
Working in a university’s physics and astronomy department has some benefits. Unfortunately, something that isn’t is receiving crap from cranks and woomongers. This is one that our team received yesterday:
Hi
Can you help me please I would like to find out if there is any way in which you can measure – prove that there is an energy from a person when they channel healing?
I am offering myself as a guinea pig, because I need to be able to understand it.
Thanks
One of my colleagues replied (to the team):
When did we change our name to the School of Psychics and Astrology? I must have missed that memo!
Genius!
